What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are breasts attractive?

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why is sin so sweet?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

Have you ever met someone and something seemed so unusual about them but you couldn't put your finger on what it was?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What are the bitter truths of life one should know?

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What is the meaning of xx in texting?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

What can help me fall asleep at night?